Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After (Dork Diaries, Book 8)
Rachel Renée Russell
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Nikki Maxwell's favorite fairy tales get dork-tastic twists in the eighth book of the #1 New York Times bestselling Dork Diaries series!
After a bump on the head in gym class on April Fool's Day, Nikki has a wild dream in which she, her BFFs Chloe and Zoey, her crush Brandon, and mean girl Mackenzie all end up playing the roles of some familiar classic fairy tale characters. Of course, the stories don't go quite as expected—because they each have a very special Dork Diaries spin!
The Dork Diaries series has more than 13 million copies in print worldwide!
porridge? There are two bowls left on the table. I think I’m getting hungry again. . . .” OMG!! Goldilocks was REEEALLY talkative!! “To be honest, Goldilocks, I don’t think that’s such a good idea. What if the bears are hungry too? They might be a little upset when they come home and find all of their porridge gone,” I said, starting to worry about that very issue myself. “Bears?! Did you just say ‘BEARS’?!” Goldilocks gasped, looking very alarmed. “Yes, I did! The Three Bears live in this
MYSELF! “Is something wrong?” Brandon asked, concerned. “Um . . . YES!! I mean, NO?! It’s just that . . . I really need to be going!” “WHAT?! But the ball isn’t over yet!” “I know! But I have to go now! It’s kind of an . . . emergency!” Prince Brandon looked surprised and hurt. “I don’t understand. Did I say something wrong?” “No! I wish I could explain, but I can’t! I’m really sorry!” “Princess Nikki! Please! Don’t go!” “It was nice meeting you! Good-bye!!” “But when will I see you
grab a small leaf and hide it in my pocket. It was ALL that I had left of her !! With a very heavy heart, I sadly fulfilled Brianna’s last request and watered her. With my very own TEARS!! . . . ME, SADLY HOLDING WHAT LITTLE WAS LEFT OF BRIANNA! !! TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS Today was my trial and, of course, I was pretty much freaking out !! Sir Hawk placed shackles on my arms and legs and escorted me out of the dungeon. He must have felt guilty or something because he said, “I feel really
explain what was going on. And give me a pass, since I was obviously late for lunch and possibly even bio. As I slowly limped toward the gym door to leave, it felt like my entire face had been rearranged. I probably had two black eyes, a busted lip, a chipped tooth, AND a broken nose !! I was going straight to the office to call my parents to go HOME. “Good-bye! And thank you for taking care of that evil witch for us! You’re our HERO!” Chip cheered as the other students joined in. I stopped
Although I was pretty sure her head was completely hollow. Just saying! “What exactly did I do to her?” I asked nervously. “I don’t remember a thing!” “Well, the witch was standing right here, bullying us and stealing our snacks. Until you fell out of the sky and CLOBBERED her!” said Pizza Boy. Okay, I DID kind of remember the falling part. But nothing about a WITCH. “You were AWESOME!!” Chip gushed. “You landed right on top of her! We actually took pictures. Wanna see them?” “Um, SURE!” I